"Why are you dead?"
"I am frozen. And you?"
"Oh, I died of a heart attack!"
"How did that happen?"
"A buddy called me in the office and said your wife cheating on you!
I run home to the car rase, the bedroom, look under the bed in the
closet, nothing! Down in the kitchen in the basement - nothing. then I
was sick and I had a heart attack! "
"You idiot," said the other, "you should have in the kitchen, looked in
the freezer, we could both still live ...!"
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