Ackermann

Every year ...

Three friends sitting at card games.

One of them breaks the silence and prayerful says:
"Oh yes, I know Brigitte Bardot."

"Yeah, Ackermann," say his colleagues, "we know them well."

The three agree to go to Paris to visit Brigitte Bardot.

Ackermann detects it, pay pay as the other two the trip. If Bardot
Ackermann does not recognize the journey takes place at his own expense.

Once in Paris, Ackermann aims deliberately at the Metro, gets out, runs
up the stairs in a house and knocks on a door.

It opens Brigitte Bardot:
"Ackermann, mon amour, how are you?"

The friends have to resort to the checkout.

Several weeks passed and a new meeting to play cards Ackermann says:
"Oh yes, I know the Bill Clinton".

"But of Ackermann, which we believe you!"

Again, the three close friends from the same bet and this time go to
Washington.

When the three white people before the House, Bill Clinton looks
straight out of the window:
"Ackermann, old fellow, come in, let's have a drink!"

Amazement the two friends alone is Ackermann's not, they must pay back
the travel expenses.

It will take several weeks and the friends meet again to play cards.

Ackermann said:
"Oh yes, I know the Pope."

"Yes, logically, we also know - that you know the Bardot and Clinton, we
can hardly believe, but the pope - no, we do not buy from you!"

Again, the same bet has been completed, the three travel to Rome where
the Pope is reading a fair. Ackermann must recognize the Pope, the two
friends to pay for travel expenses.

The show has already started, when the present three in the last row.

The Pope is just the sermon, as he look up and shouts:

"Ackermann, you here? Come here!"

The crowd opened, Ackermann goes towards the altar. Pope and Ackerman
hug, eat together some hosts, Pallav drinking sacramental wine and still
waving goodbye to the people and, because the Holy Father, the people do
not want to wait.

Ackermann goes back to his friends - which lie in a swoon.

When the two come back to consciousness, Ackermann asked what had happened.

The two answers:
"You know that Brigitte Bardot and Bill Clinton was a small miracle that
you even know the Pope -. Naja - you can see, it is possible!

But most has shocked us, as you have just waved down from the altar with
the Pope.

As passed by two Japanese, photographed, and one asked the other:

"Do you know who the old man with the funny hat is there in addition to
the Ackermann ...?""