suicide

The Upper Austrian borders Mühlviertel yes to the Bundesrepublick
Germany, specifically to the Bavarian Forest. There, quietly go on the
German side of two border patrol officers. Suddenly, remains one of the
two, and says:
"Yes, my, look there since a suicide!"

And really, on a tree near the Austrian border depends on a strong
branch is dead.

"That something must happen to us! The number of writing, the
transportation of the corpse, and a final hour before service!"

"Do nothing at all, who is the same ham ma, ma to hang over the
Austrians!" Is the reassuring colleague.

Half an hour later, patrol in the same place, but just on the other
hand, the Austrian border guards. When they see the crossed-over to them
hanged, one encounters the disbelief from:
"The net can indeed be true, now is the back again!"