Sunday 9 October 2011

Pope and Woman

Schroeder, Clinton and Honni go to heaven and are now in front of God for their vehicles to pick up the sky.

Schroeder comes to God first and asked:

"Well, how many women you had in your life?"

Schroeder considered only briefly and says:
"8 Women". "OK," says God, "You get an Audi."

Schroeder is happy and goes off happily with his Audi.

Now Clinton's turn again, and God:

"Well, how many women you had in your life?"

Then Clinton:
"16 women". "For this you get a Corvette," says God, and Clinton goes off with squealing tires.

As the last of the series is Honni and he is asked by God:

"Well, how many women you had in your life?"

Honni thinks for a while and says:
"25 women". "Well I do not want to be," says God, "you get from me for a Trabant."

Well, says nothing better than to Honni and crawls away.

After a while Honni, Clinton and Schroeder meet at the car wash.

At once begins to Honni animal laugh.

. 'What's that? "Ask the other two" I've just seen the Pope - on a bicycle "

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